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A JAH RECIEPE

(20100716T233509Z )

If you could write up a reciepe that would make up Jaheim what would it consist of and how much of it would it have.

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  • Sunshine says
    (20100817T073339Z )

    @Nik...I see that you are still at the show. Luv it!!!

  • (20100817T021245Z )

    1 Drop Cloth air-brushed with Jah's pic on it
    1 Voice of R&B in a fitted black shirt
    $30 to spend a moment & take a flick with Jaheim
    1 pair of soft hands to hold you
    12" boots grounded to the floor to keep you from passing out
    1 pillow to lay your head on that night
    1 dream to keep you company and remind you why you take Meds

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100815T155012Z )

    LMAO @ MsVictoria well i do'nt think anyone should really be drinking & taking meds at the same time! LOL.. But enough of my nasty jokes,so i'll just sit back in my easy chair & enjoy all the dirty ones! LMAO...

  • Sunshine says
    (20100815T111923Z )

    @Ms. V...Too funny. I am a lady at heart and (in my Michelle Obama voice), I'm doing just great. My meds are working so long I take them on a daily basis. Thank you once again for sending them to me LOL. So, does this mean I'm no longer on the "Awe Hell List?" Pls tell me yes so I can get back to being my evil twin. ROTF

    For the record, I did not like how Wendy W. came at Jah. She needs to focus on the positive not negative.

  • (20100815T082211Z )

    Disclaimer from The Food and Drug Administration:

    WARNING: DO NOT MIX JahMeal reciepe WITH YOUR PRESCRIPTION!!!

    @TheChosenOne...Please keep your eyes open and stay focus, because parting of the lips may send Jah the wrong sign. Stay grounded!!(dag, always off in JahJah land)

    @CaptainV...The doll is missing and our register shows that you had it last.What's up with that? Please stop paying two and three months in advance. We can no longer accept your payment. The doll have to be maintenance and recharge on a set time schedule. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    @FutureMzHoagland & JerseyFinest Why is yall all up in the mix. Nobody's going to use your reciepe but YOU. And the way you two is backing it up on Jah in the Photos (yea I seen them) we don't even want yall at the party. So just forget it.

    @Sunshine....JahMeal No Doubt needs meds. But enought of her..(In Wendy Williams Voice) How you doing? Are your meds working? You are acting like such a lady right now. The norm up in here is Nastification.

  • Sunshine says
    (20100810T224646Z )

    @ Jah's Meal...ROTF, I think it's time for Nik Nik to request a prescription for you LOL.

    @ Ms. V...I 2nd that, ladies haven't been the same since rubbing up against Jah. LOL

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100810T212653Z )

    Lmao Omg Ms.Victoria u r a hot mess!!!!lol...
    "What happened at the concert?" can u keep a secret? Ok here goes I DIED & WENT TO HEAVEN! LOL....
    U right about that one whenever JA wants he can handle what's on this plate cause i cum with the Whip Appeal just how he'd like it,but let me chill & in the meantime between time i'm gonna have another drink so i can be ready to go when JA holla "GOLDIE i need to eat" right then u know i'm gonna serve him right!!!LMAO ROTF......

  • (20100810T164305Z )

    @ ms. v gurl u r a mess.

  • (20100810T161115Z )

    @JahMeal No you didn't put it out there! JAHGASM!!! What exactly happen at that concert. You ladies went and haven't been the same since. And you have the nerve to ask for Another Round. Huh Jah got you whip! Maybe you need to chill for a while. Jah look likes he's able to handle what's ever on your plate so you need to be careful.
    If Jah don't whip you that drink sure will! FOR REAL!!!!

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100809T164516Z )

    A JA RECIPE
    1oz Greygoose
    1/2oz Baileys
    1/2oz Amaretto
    1/2oz Kahlua
    1oz Cream
    & rite here we got a SCREAMING JAHGASM!!!!!! LOL.....
    "ON THE ROCKS ANOTHER ROUND OVER HERE! LOL.....

  • Captain V says
    (20100731T003759Z )

    @ms victoria = with the doll would there be any other way lmao , and i too love the "1 cup of me" statement !

  • (20100730T163355Z )

    @Ms V - LMAO on whipping Master's Ice ....Now these Divas were being selfish I followed directions - LMAO (by the way "1 cup of Me"- ROTF)
    OMG that was great... OMG I need to come down from my CLIMAX!!! (My eyes are shut & they are rolling towards the back of my head; my lips have slightly parted; OMG WTF.... ohhhh, ohhhh .... ) BRB I need a minute!

  • (20100729T191622Z )

    @ Captain V ...Is that with or without the Jah doll

  • Captain V says
    (20100728T220259Z )

    wow @ms victoria
    I dont think i could possibly make it any better myself that would be one hell of a chocolate cake girl and no doubt it would make my eyes get low lol .....

  • (20100728T195614Z )

    I'm baaaack!!... Texas was hot as 3 hades, but I made it. Thank God we don't have to work in the freakin cotton fields. At 103 degrees I think I'll have to whip master "ice" just for asking me to go out. shhhhh

    Anyway, yall can't play right for nothing. YOU is not an answer...because than I would have to say ME. And me on Jah right hand is like seeing the real Adam and Eve. A match made in heaven. Whoa!

    So let me throw out another reciepe
    @ TheChosenOne something for the taste...
    1 bowl of chocolate
    2 cups of caramel
    3 Tabelspoon of whip cream
    1 (hellova) kiss
    1 Mega hug
    1000 Sweet Nothing whisper in your ear
    3 (Depending on your mood) of your most wickest,freakest,or seductive imaginations
    1 (only 1..anything more will land you 2 pink lines) of Jah slow jams on replay
    8 scented candles
    1 lucky man of your choice (or you may purchase a Live Jah Doll) good luck their on back order for the next 3 months.
    Last but least 1 mega bottle of Super Glue..(that's to hold you together after you are said and done)
    Thank me later. LOL

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