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Lullaby with Jah

.... says
(20100902T170520Z )
Edited by ....
(20100902T171835Z )

Ladies...people are definitely in need of of their medication, cuz they are freaking out and losing their minds with these post...ROFLMAO...So who am I to interfere...LOL

We had the childhood games...what are you going to do with the Lullaby?

You all know Ms Lucy had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim, right? Here's my remix!

FMzH had a Baby (as in Boo Boo)

His name was Jaheim

She wanted to test him

and see if he can make her scream

she locked him in the bedroom

told in to stand in front of the bed

she slowly glided across it

and eagerly spread her legs

He commanded her to lay still

cuz he was surely going in for the kill

He started with the head

and THRUSTED all the way in...

She called on all her sisters (yall)

to advise them to scratch out the scream

Because this one sexy, fine  Brotha

hit all the right spots that mader her

HOLLA................................................

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Comments (36)

  • Nik Nik - The Chosen One says
    (20101003T175354Z )

    @Ms V - I think I lost it for a second ;-)
    @Sunshine ... You seem to always rep for Jah! Plus you inspired me... ROTF txs for posting yours LOL!

  • Sunshine says
    (20101001T095712Z )

    @The Chosen One...LMAOROTF!! Thx u for my Jahmoment!!!

  • MS.VICTORIA says
    (20100930T035636Z )

    @TheChosenOne..."Hush Little Baby" You are Crazy as All Get Out. What the....I declare you done lost all your mind! Now what?

  • Nik Nik - The Chosen One says
    (20100929T163225Z )

    Lmao..... it just rolled off my tounge. Glad u 2 laughed. Thanks for taking one for the team ;-)

  • .... says
    (20100929T142307Z )

    I love ur lullably though...roflmao...

  • .... says
    (20100929T142240Z )

    Y I gotta toss the salad...Let me check my mental state and see if I love Jah that much LOL...You know how I feel about feet and u think of this....smgdh@ u NIk

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100929T133038Z )

    LMAOOOO @NikNik JA said Hush! LMAO....

  • Nik Nik - The Chosen One says
    (20100929T013411Z )

    Hush, Little Baby:

    Hush, Jah Jah, don't say a word.
    Nik Nik's gonna buy you a mockingbird

    And if that mockingbird won't sing,
    MatureOne's gonna buy you a vibrating ring

    And if that vibrating ring turns brass,
    Sunshine's gonna give you a piece of a**

    And if that a** gets too tight to stroke,
    Jah'sMeal's gonna have to go deep throat

    And if that throat can't hummm a ballad,
    FMzH's gonna have to toss your salad

    And if that salad isn't being tossed right,
    Nik Nik will play patty-cake with you at night!

  • Sunshine says
    (20100926T084915Z )

    Humpty Dumpty...

    Jah & I had an all nite ball
    So intense..it made him crawl
    All my gurls…All my friends
    managed to help Jah walk again!

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100917T094014Z )

    @NikNik,JA made me forget the pill,he kept rushing me he was ready to go LOL....
    @Sunshine fo sure will do & this time we're coming back with Jaliyah LOL
    OM....12 Inches high? Ride that stallion till the sun cums up!

  • Sunshine says
    (20100917T081743Z )

    @Jah's Meal...If you can get him up the hill for water and come down with Jr, you can surely get him into the garage...LOL. Tell him you need help with the baby seat.

    Got Twinkle Twinkle on my mind....LMAO. So, here's the continuation.

    My Verse
    Oh baby, you ain't lie
    It's close to 12 inches high
    I'll ride it like a horse
    Give it to me with force

    Jah's Verse
    Yes Sunshine, my sweet dove
    Here comes my ghetto love
    At the pace that you like
    Let me hit it just right
    Twinkle Twinkle my little sta
    I'm gonna have you screaming..."JA"

  • .... says
    (20100916T032645Z )

    OMG!!!!!

    @Nik, Girl I was sleep and it hit me right before I lay down..
    @Sunshine....ROFLMAO...I was thinking about Twinkle Twinkle, but I love YOURS....ur welcome...LOL
    @Jah'sMeal...You done went up the hill looking for water and and came down with II Pink Lines...SMGDH...I KNOW THAT's RIGHT!!!

  • Nik Nik - The Chosen One says
    (20100916T031558Z )

    @FMzH ... LMAO gurl- Did you have Jah on the mind today?
    @Sunshine.... ROTF ...It’s even larger in the light
    @Jah'sMeal... OMG... U R a mess!! Did you really forget to take the pill?

  • JAH'S MEAL says
    (20100916T030241Z )

    LMAOOOOOO..... wat r u ladies drinking up in here!
    @Sunshine u killed it!
    @FMzH after u served him sum tail i noticed u've switched up the lullaby to a nursery rhyme. I got one.......
    Jack & Jill my remix is now JAH & HIS MEAL!

    Jah & his Meal
    went up the hill
    to fetch a Pail
    of water
    Jah's Meal had forgot her Pill
    & now they've got JAH JR! LOL........

  • Sunshine says
    (20100916T020942Z )

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

    My Verse:
    Twinkle, twinkle, my star
    I wonder Jah how big you are
    Is it about 10 inches high
    Or does it nearly reach the sky

    Jah’s Verse:
    Baby girl, I’m ready get on
    Set your eyes & look upon
    It’s even larger in the light
    Let’s twinkle twinkle, all the night

    @FMzH..thank u for the inspiration. LMAO @screamed ooh & aahh

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